Why does Seattle have archaic closing times? Why can't gay bars play porn on the walls? Who regulates the presence of live dicks dancing near your booze? The WSLCB, which, in 2010, issued a violation to the Eagle for showing a Guys Gone Wild video. The real culprit? The Washington State Liquor and Cannabis Board (WSLCB). It's not Seattle that's fucking things up here, dear dick-hungry letter-writer. I guess Seattle is still very conservative. but the bartender took the sides of the straight couple not wanting to offend them and stating all are welcome there. She wanted to see a gay bar so they stopped in. A guy came up to the second level where we were playing pool and announced that he didn't want to see any gay stuff going on because his girlfriend was with him. It's a men's bar in most cities in the world. I was once playing pool in the Eagle on a Sunday afternoon. sex bars or back rooms like leather bars usually have in major international cities? What has happened to the gay bar scene in not being more proactive at letting the Eagle be the Eagle? Or the Cuff being the Cuff. Why haven't gay leaders insisted that if there can be female nude dancing for str8 males then there should be male thong dancers allowed in gay bars? We call them 'dick dancers' in Dallas and Austin. They seem to be afraid of losing their liquor licenses if they cross the heterosexual rules of a bar. I've heard rumors it's because they are owned by straight investors. I would be interested in reading an article that discusses the reason gay bars in Seattle will not take on City Hall.

Dick Dancers by Alex Morgan